Saturday 19 March 2016

The Brian Johnson Massacre


The Brian Johnson Massacre

 

A few days ago I read a rather disturbing article about AC/DC singer Brian Johnson facing the possibility of the sack after announcing that his hearing may well be on the way out

 

There are a few dark forces at work here

 

Firstly, it’s a pretty well-known fact that a lot of singers and musicians in general suffer from some sort of deafness towards the end of their careers. Obviously this is due to simple wear and tear as a result of standing in front of a very noisy drummer or guitarist for the best part of a few decades (I should know!).

 

Pete Townsend once famously stood in front of Keith Moon’s exploding drum kit on the Smothers Brothers show in 1965 resulting in his hearing being permanently damaged in one of his ears (this, of course, could have been avoided had Moon not got the man who was in charge of the pyrotechnics drunk the night before, but Moon was Moon – deranged)

 

Secondly I fail to see how the powers that be in AC/DC can come to this decision (if true, of course as there has been no official statement made yet by the band – which is also quite strange) to relieve Johnson of his duties

 

In case you didn’t know, Johnson joined the band after the death of the much loved Bon Scott in 1980 and recorded the critically acclaimed ‘Back in Black’ as their comeback album and tribute to Scott. You could say he saved their bacon as the rest of the band considered quitting!

 

After Back in Black, Johnson has continued to show true professionalism and loyalty over four decades to a band that he basically pulled out of the shit resulting in them being one of the biggest bands the world has ever seen!

 

You get the feeling they owe him BIG TIME!!

 

Thirdly, I know this sounds simplistic, but why can’t Johnson employ the services of a hearing aid? Pete Townsend, Ronnie Wood, Richie Blackmore and a whole host of other wrinkly rock stars have used one for years! Maybe vanity is an issue? If so, since when have AC/DC give a fuck about how they look??? (Maybe they’re thinking of doing a duet with Rhianna!!)

 

Fourthly, with AC/DC being a band that easy fall into the category of ‘Band of the People’, why are they acting as some sort of faceless corporation who throw away loyalty and sentiment and replace it with some sort of ridiculous X Factor style selection process by plucking some no mark from obscurity to replace Johnson! That’s NOT the way AC/DC do things and, honestly, if true, I will have lost all respect I once had for them!!

 

What I usually do here now is play devil’s advocate, but I’m not going to!

 

AC/DC’s actions here are nothing short of greed and capitalism! You get the feeling they are trying to squeeze every last dollar out of their fans by placing some puppet into Johnson’s shoes when they should just do the honourable thing and call it a day! Iron Maiden did a similar thing years ago when Bruce Dickenson left – that blew up in their faces as well!!

 

Granted, AC/DC have obligations to make and fans to please, but, personally, I’d rather just have my money back than watch them take to the stage with some phoney who will probably do his own piss poor impression of one of the greatest rock singers the world has ever witnessed!!

 

Also, if once again this is true, why can’t Angus and the boys just simply say in true rock n roll fashion “fuck it, We’re not carrying on or playing” (like they did when Bon Scott died) as they’ve made enough money, made enough great records and finish on top with the adulation and love of their fans safe in their hearts!  

 

Finally – I think they owe an explanation or some sort of statement to the people who have followed them all over the world for nearly five decades and made them who they are – the fans!!

 

Then again, seems we really are walking dollar signs and the people who made them great are merely expendable commodities who can be replaced at the drop of a hat!!

 

 

 

 

Mol

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