Saturday, 15 March 2014

Goodbye

Goodbye

So, with a tear in my eye, a skip in my step and my belongings draped over my shoulder in a red polka dot handkerchief, it’s time to walk off into the sunset and say a belated goodbye to Mol’s Sound Words (cue: the music to The Littlest Hobo).

I have to say it’s been a pleasure writing for you over the last 8 or so years and I’ve enjoyed every bit of it! I must give particular mention to the blogs lambasting X Factor, the Brit Awards and other jaaag laboratory-created pop stars as they are (as you well know) pretty pointless anomalies in the world of music which, sadly, captivate the imagination of the music buying public. Sad really as I feel the music buying/listening public have so much more to give and offer to feed peoples hunger and imagination for good, honest music. But, the light peering through the sunset is that some corners of the industry and slowly coming round to realising the fact that the afore mentioned shit is no longer appreciated and becoming slowly ‘old hat’. Fingers crossed eh?

So, as a final gesture of goodbye, I thought I’d share with you my favourite ten albums and the reasons I love them so much. And, as an added bonus, I’ll also share with you my 50 favourite songs. I hope you enjoy (and possess) them all. If not, as I am saying goodbye, go out and buy them! 

Albums


1.    Exile on Main Street – The Rolling Stones (1972).

Yup! It really is the coolest photo of Mick & Keef!!! 

Most of you will probably know this is no surprise as to my choice as number one! Exile was written in the south of France when The Stones were forced to leave the country due to problems with the tax man.

Exile is quite simply the most wonderful album to ever grace my ears! The emotion this album brings is nothing short of great! Exile is a great mix of bitter sweet ballads dedicated to the women in their lives such as ‘Shine a light’, ‘Sweet Black Angel’ and the tear-jerking ‘Let it Loose’, but also shows The Stones’ darker side when it came to the usual debauchery that entailed them with songs such as ‘Rocks Off’, ‘Ventilator Blues’, ‘Rip this Joint’, and ‘Turd on the Run’. But the album also contains a fun side with songs like ‘Tumbling Dice’, ‘Casino Boogie’ and Keith’s only-a-mother-could-love-voice-sounding ‘Happy’!

There really is no doubt that Exile finds The Stones at the top of their game! I always remember one review that read “Exile on Main Street is like dark honey dripping off The Stones’ hands’ – perfectly summed up if you ask me!

Personal favourite: Ventilator Blues. Stolen by Sir Mick and Keith from Mick Taylor (the best guitarist The Stones’ ever had by the way), ‘ventilator Blues’ has the most hypnotic riff and has Jagger singing an effortless screech towards the end “what ye gonna do about it?”

For me Exile will always be the best as, to be blunt, my ears have never heard anything as good from a band that I will always love! The band’s situation at the tome and stories of how the album was made make even more captivating listening than the album itself!

Until a day comes when I hear better, Mol’s Sound Words may well return!


2.    Back in Black – AC/DC (1980)

Bon Scott (one of my all time heroes) tragically died. Fans mourned and the rest of the band considered wrapping up and calling it a day! In stepped an old friend of the band – Brian Johnson and the rest is history!

The intro to Back in Black was a perfect tribute to Scott’s death as ‘Hells Bells’ began with the sound of funeral bells followed by Angus Young’s creepy guitar intro! Magnificent stuff.

Back in Black spawned two of DC’s best songs ‘You shook me all night long’ and the title track ‘Back in Black’. The production from Mutt Lang on the whole album was quite possibly the best you will ever hear on any heavy rock album. The drums alone are nearly as superbly produced as they are on Led Zep 4! And that’s saying something!

Personal favourite: Back in Black. Take the best rock song you can imagine? Times it by ten and you are not even fucking close to matching this song! Johnson’s vocals scream in after what is an almighty intro with the power of a banshee being strangled! The guitar solo is typical Angus, but the section that follow is magnificent showmanship from the un-sung rhythm section of Cliff Williams and Phil Rudd

As for Johnson’s voice – not many people are convinced as Scott made singing the way he did sound easy and effortless, but you could say Johnson nailed it as he immediately earned the respect of the fiercely loyal DC’s fans by replacing Bon Scott with aplomb. Trying too hard on his debut? – You fucking bet!!!

The album finishes with ‘Rock n roll aint noise pollution’. The song begins with the sound of Johnson pulling on a spliff and berating a great statement from a band obviously celebrating the fact that they are still together after tragedy. The rest of the ‘middle men’ can pretty much go fuck themselves if they don’t like what their hearing! You may think its corny, but, as they say, they couldn’t give a fuck what you think – they are who they are and it’s as simple as that! “rock and roll it WILL survive”

By the way, DC used to get loads of shit for their videos, but ‘You shook me all night long’ has to be the funniest video I have ever seen! Go and Youtube it! If you don’t smile or laugh, you don’t have blood running through your veins!  


3.    Led Zeppelin IV – Led Zeppelin (1971)

I remember reading an old review by some hack in the 90’s who described Led Zep 4 with the most perfect summing up. He used one word – “mighty!” Utterly spot on!

The Druids Album (as it was officially named by the band) came on the back of three remarkably successful albums and notorious touring from the hardest working band on the planet! Stories of excess were stuff of legend.

Black Dog opens the album. This is one of Zep’s catchiest songs in my opinion. You could say it borders on Pop, but that’s where it ends! ‘Rock n Roll’ follows with typical Zep style boogie woogie with Jimmy Page throwing over dub after over dub guitar tracks into the song that, personally, go a bit over board! But, what comes next is utterly outstanding! The Battle of Evermore and the classic ‘Stairway to Heaven’ (see previous blogs) give you a break from the heavy side of Zep and show the bands more mellow and intimate side with some of Robert Plant’s finest vocal performances. Sandy Denny’s collaboration with Plant on ‘Evermore’ complement each other perfectly with a haunting duet! 

Led Zep 4 finishes with ‘When the Levee Breaks’. The intro, like ‘Rock n Roll’ is John Bonham’s might and power that grabs your attention immediately! Rumour has it that the drums on the whole album were recorded on one microphone! Not too sure if it’s true, but, if it is, it proves that Jimmy Page and Peter Grant had more to their talents instead of being a musician and the ‘hired muscle’

Finally, if you own this album (and I’m hoping most of you do) – go and put this track on FULL BLAST with your headphones on and listen to the snare drum! Truly, truly wonderful! John Bonham – RIP!


4.    Let it Bleed – The Rolling Stones (1969)

The sixties were dead! Brian Jones was dead! And Altamont was the final nail in the coffin of the 60’s (and nearly for The Stones) and civil unrest was spreading across the world. Then, to make matters worse – The Stones released Let it Bleed. This is without doubt their darkest hour and the music on Let it Bleed reflected this!

Mysterious tracks like ‘Monkey Man’ ‘Midnight Rambler’ and ‘Let it Bleed’ show, once again, the more debauched controversial side to The Stones’ life, but true classics like ‘Gimme Shelter’ and ‘You can’t always get what you want’ show the band, although in turmoil and transition, that they can still produce sheer brilliance no matter what the circumstances are!

It’s also hard to believe that the album itself was recorded in bits in various locations with hardly each member present during recording sessions! How they ever came up with such a masterpiece while adopting such recording techniques is way beyond me, but it seemed to work brilliantly!

In my opinion the production of the album sounded pretty primitive and a bit cack-handed, but could you ever imagine ‘Let it Bleed’ with a perfect, polished sound? No, neither can I!  

A personal favourite on the album is the remarkably creepy ‘Midnight Rambler’. Allegedly about an American serial killer, this song always sends a shiver up my neck when I listen to it. Charlie Watts upping the tempo with Keith half way through is completely mind blowing and shows The Stones’ amazing ability to throw in the odd jam when least expected. Jagger’s harmonica comes up and is followed by a brilliant little bit of mischievous laughter (listen carefully to the track and see if you notice it) and some of Jagger’s most controversial lyrics about rape and murder show his more sinister side. The songs ends with the line “I’ll stick my knife right down your throat baby and it hurts!!” – Jagger at his true, dark best! Stunning!

Finally, ‘Jumpin’ Jack Flash’ aside, if anyone can find a better Stones’ song other than ‘Gimme Shelter’ – you come see me and we’ll talk about it!  


5.    The Soft Parade – The Doors (1968)

A lot of people bang on about The Doors’ ‘LA Woman’ and ‘Morrison Hotel’ being their finest hour! Superb albums, but in my opinion ‘The Soft Parade’ is by far their best work! When you listen to the album you get the feeling The Doors really enjoyed themselves during the making of ‘The Soft Parade’!  Morrison sings with the most relaxed ease and, dare I say it, enjoyment that he makes singing sound effortless! ‘Tell all the People’ is the opening track! This is one of them songs that, as mentioned, shows of Morrison’s crooning ability the max! In my opinion, this is one of The Doors’ finest songs! Brilliant! Robbie Kreiger’s guitar work blends nicely into the back ground while the brass section (evident in the whole album) takes centre stage!

The most famous song (sorry) on the album is ‘Touch Me’. This is without doubt one of the best pop songs of the sixties and, as The Doors prove, shows Robbie Kreiger’s and Ray Manzeric’s ability to create great singles as well as supporting them with great album tracks! Again – the brass section create a great vibe that compliment The Doors’ music perfectly!

As for the album in general, it shows a variety of styles with songs like ‘Wild Child’, ‘Easy Ride’ and ‘Wishful Sinful’. The Doors obviously wrote the album without any sort of direction that resulted in a mish-mash of songs that have no genre or identity!  

Personal favourite: Wishful Sinful. As I keep banging on about – the string and brass section male this song! Throw into the mix Morrison’s effortless crooning and you have an album filler of the finest proportion! The clarinet towards the end as well gives another stroke of brilliance!

As for the lyrics, Morrison was without doubt at his utter (drunken) best! “YOU CAN NOT PETITION THE LORD WTH PRAYER!!” being the highlight of the album on the intro to the title track! Other classic is non-sense lyrics on this track include: “the monk bought lunch”, “peppermint mini-skirts, chocolate candy”, “catacombs, nursery homes, winter women throwing stones (carrying babies to the river”) and, Robbie Kreiger’s drug fuelled rant of “this is the best part of the trip” followed by Morrison saying “wadda he say” – superb!

Finally, towards the funky jam at the end – if anyone can find a better closing line to end an album other than: “when all else fails we can whip the horse’s eyes, and make them sleep ... and cry!” – come and see me! (again)


6.    The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion – The Black Crowes (1990)

Produced by the wonderfully named George Drakoulias, ‘Southern Harmony’ is the band’s second album which continues the rock and soul theme seen in their first album ‘Shake Your Money Maker’.

The Crowes have a very special place in my heart! They were way before their time, but ahead of the rest! Live – they are a wonderful band to watch! If you get a chance, go and see them! The line up may have changed over the years, but they are still great even though they are pushing into their ‘Autumn Years’

Southern Harmony is a bitter sweet mixture of blues, gospel, rock and soul! Rich & Chris Robinson are the lynchpins of the band, but for me guitarist Marc Ford and drummer Steve Gorman make the album! Their performances are repeated on ‘Amorica’, but it’s Southern Harmony where they truly excel! Ford left The Crowes after the following album, but has released many superb solo albums that I would recommend

The album also shows a more tender side with ‘Bad luck blue eyes goodbye’, ‘Thorn in my pride’ and a cover of the Bob Marley song ‘time will tell’. The constant use of gospel style backing singers Barbara & Joy throughout the album works perfectly

Personal favourite: Sting Me. This is the opening track from the album inspired by the LA Riots. The opening line “when the bells ring out for the crime of the century (courtesy of your mother) – this is your typical Chris Robinson opening line controversy (he has a habit of it). What it means, apart from a reference to the LA Riots, that’s anyone’s guess!

Other tracks on the album such as ‘Hotel Illness’, ‘My Morning Song’ and the marvellous single ‘Remedy’ show The Crowes at their raw, stripped-down best and proves that they always have been and always will be one of the best guitar bands the world has ever witnessed!! Long live The Crowes!


7.    The La’s – (1990)

Being a Scouser, it’s a natural part of your upbringing to listen to and love The La’s. Originating from my home town of Huyton, you also feel you have a certain allegiance towards them as well! In short – everyone loved The La’s as they were one of us!

Local legend has it that founder and lynchpin Lee Mavers wrangled so much with the label (Go Discs) that they released the album without his say so! Maybe they lost patience with his ‘difficult’ manner and stories of ‘60’s dust’ not being present in the amps (!!!), but the truth is – no one could have imagined the album sounding any better than it did!

Rush job? Who cares, this is a modern day classic written by a bunch of Scals who had a liking for hard drugs and taking the piss out of anyone who dare interview them! Again – Youtube the interview on Saturday Superstore - you’ll laugh your head off!

Personal favourite: Failure. I was gonna choose ‘Timeless Melody’ because of its simple, tuneful lyrics and outstanding guitar harmonics, but Failure is a brilliant song about the ‘Black Sheep’ of the family having the shame of being presented to his parents after a series of mistermeeners disgracing his family name. It reminds me of an old mate who, at Christmas, got nicked for having weed on him the same night his younger brother got nicked for robbing. The next day they both had their crimbo dinner together in the living room while the rest of the family spent Christmas day around the table! “And you go downstairs and you sit in your place” – I’ll tell you more about the story one day if you bump into me.

The album is a selection of 2 – 3 minute 3 chord wonders containing brilliant vocal-lead guitar solos, flat, dry sounding drums and of course, Mavers' enigmatic, brilliant, croaky voice! Songs like ‘Son of a Gun’, ‘Feelin’’, and of course, the classic ‘There She Goes’ make the   like it was knocked up in the back of someone’s shed!

One of The La’s strong points however is their ability to blend their harmonies! John Power and Lee Mavers complement each other perfectly. Have a listen to ‘There She Goes’, ‘Son of a Gun’, ‘Doledrum’ and ‘Way Out’ – the harmonies are utterly perfect! Why Mavers wasn’t happy with the final outcome is way beyond me! Maybe he was just booooorrrrn to be an awkward sod!

The final song however, is an utter classic! ‘Looking Glass’ is stuff of legends! A great great song from the darkest depths of Mavers’ mind about drugs, loneliness and paranoia! Sadly, the song’s finale, you could say, is a little bit corny to be honest as it creates a collage of the previous songs blending into a robust ending that kind of spoils what is one of the best La’s songs ever made.

But, the end of ‘Looking Glass’ doesn’t take the shine off a remarkable album written and produced by four scallies from a working class (you could say tough) part of Liverpool on a budget of relatively nothing on a small label that is nothing short of genius! That, in my opinion, makes the La’s the best album ever made a by a band from Liverpool!!



8.    Is This It – The Strokes (2001)

If I could sum The Strokes in one word it would be “cool”. 2001 was a really great year for music. The Vines, The Walkmen and Kings of Leon all jumped onto the Indie scene with great appeal. However, The Strokes were without doubt the best of the bunch! Scruffy, un-washed (maybe) with the ability to re-introduce the guitar to a music scene that had been missing this vital instrument for many years. Albert Hammond Jnr and Nick Valensi possessed superb guitar prowess as well as every celebrity female of the time hanging off their cocks!

The Strokes also had one of the most charismatic singers of the 00’s (I refuse to say “Noughties ..er, hang on!) in the marvellously named Julian Casablancas. Casablancas – scruffy looking, torn jeans, greasy hair, don’t-give-a-shit attitude and the ability to be originally shocking when he felt like, was almost Jim Morrison like in his vocal style and, believe it or not, the writer of all the songs on the album! - Some achievement for a singer in any day and age.

Songs like ‘Last Nite’, ‘Someday’, ‘The Modern Age’ and ‘New York City cops’ brought a whole new fresh sound to a very tired, post-grunge American music scene that had been in the doldrums for many years!

Personal favourite: Hard to Explain. This is the only song on the album that sounds completely different regarding the production to any of the other songs. The songs starts off with the most obvious sounding drum machine, but morphs into a brilliant guitar song! An excellent mix I think!

Sadly for The Strokes, they failed to create anymore of the success following ‘Is This It’ and disappeared into obscurity with a few lame follow up albums and some pretty naff tours! But, what they did possess and had in bucket loads was the ability to create a new type of hype (if you like). Be it live shows with just a female audience, or live videos to accompany singles (something rarely done in this day and age) – the Strokes knew how to entertain!  



9.    Appetite for Destruction – Guns n Roses (1987)

I know what you’re thinking – was Mol inspired by his dodgy shirt collection by the greasy rockers from the under belly of LA? Well, truth be told, when I was in school I fucking loved Guns N Roses. Everyone else was into Talking Heads and Grandmaster Flash so I got a bit of stick for being a fan of G ‘N’ R, but, like the band, I couldn’t give a shit. The reason why? Well, they were very different from all the other shit glam rock hair-obsessed dross like Poison, Europe and the god awful Bon Fucking Jovi that were plastered all over MTV them days. And, more important, they could play!

Guitarists Slash, a modern day folk hero, and my personal favourite Izzy Stradlin, played a style of guitar not seen since Jimmy Page and Led Zeppelin ruled the world in the seventies!

Sadly for Guns n Roses they had one of the biggest bell ends in music fronting their band – Axl Rose. I never really liked his voice in all honesty, but he had a large degree of edgy, paranoid danger to him! Check Youtube for footage of their early gigs and you’ll see my point!

Personal favourite: Rocket Queen. Obvious reason – listen to guitar solo and the sound of the young lady enjoying a sexual moment (or, as Guns n Roses would out it – getting fucked!!)

Sweet Child o’ Mine – the most bitter sweet ‘balled’ to grace the nineties that threw Guns n Roses into the limelight was the album’s highlight and without doubt the best song on the album.

The band went onto record a few more albums, but like The Strokes, didn’t build on the success of their brilliant debut and disappeared into a haze of drugs, violence, drink and guns! Sad really as they were without doubt the most talented rockers of the eighties that truly excelled in playing what they did to a level Rock Music will never see again as their follow up albums, let’s be honest here – fucking stunk!

But, the world of Rock Music is without doubt a better place because of this album. Sadly, for the world of notoriety and controversy, Guns n Roses pushed the boat just that bit too far and many bands that followed seem like pussy cats compared to these bad motherfuckers (as the band would say)


10.  Vanishing Point Soundtrack – 1971

My final choice was a toss-up between ‘Funeral’ by Arcade Fire of ‘Paper’ by Rich Robinson, but my love of certain film sound tracks had to give way I’m afraid!

The only album sound track to make my top ten so as I’m not Barry Norman, I won’t give you a review of the film, but I will give you a run-down (no pun by the way) of the songs that MAKE the film!

Songs by Jimmy Bowen (not the Bullseye presenter in case you were wondering), Jimmy Walker, Big Mama Thornton, Mountain and many other make this soundtrack a truly peaceful, soulful and religious album of rare tracks by even rare artists!

Personal favourite: ‘Nobody knows’ by Kim and Dave and ‘Where do we go from here’ by Jimmy Walker. The Kim and Dave track is a superb mix of pop and gospel about a woman who believes she may be losing her faith in god. Magnificent song with truly haunting vocals and brilliant lyrics! If you ever get a chance to watch the film, this song is very significant towards the fate of the heroes of the film – Kowalski (played by Barry Newman) and Super Soul (played by Cleavon Little). This song also contains the killer line” whose gonna testify for me when I die?” – Brilliant!

Then again, you could say the hero of the film is actually the car! If you’ve never seen the film, watch it as the closing scene is very emotional – a truly great scene of pure 70’s cult film making!

The Jimmy Walker song is an un-heard classic! ‘Where do we go from here’ is, bizarrely enough, a song about Christopher Columbus and his sailing escapades. The brass section and guitar work on the song is nothing new to be honest, but in the context of the film, if you watch the driving scenes, fits perfect!  If you’ve never heard Jimmy Walker before, have a listen to his back catalogue as he has the most remarkable soul voice! Right up there with Otis Redding in my opinion!

Songs (no particular order)

1.    Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
2.    The Rat – The Walkmen
3.    These are the ghosts – The Bees
4.    Where do we go from here – Jimmy Walker
5.    Metarie – Brendan Benson
6.    Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon
7.    Remedy – The Black Crowes
8.    A quick one while he’s away – The Who
9.    The Seeker – The Who
10.  Jumpin’ Jack Flash – The Rolling Stones
11.  Window Pane – The Real People
12.  Work, work, work, pub, club, sleep – The Rakes
13.  Can’t you hear me knocking? – The Rolling Stones
14.  Gimme Shelter – The Rolling Stones
15.  Hot fun in the summertime – Sly and the Family Stone
16.  Highway to hell – AC/DC
17.  Nobody knows – Kim and Dave
18.  Rocks off – The Rolling Stones
19.  54-46 was my number – Toots and the Maytals
20.  Still aging – The Soundtrack of our Lives
21.  Marquee moon – Television
22.  Let stay together – Al Green
23.  Rebellion (Lies) – Arcade Fire
24.  Stereo – Pavement
25.  The modern age – The Strokes
26.  You set the scene – Love
27.  Loaded – Primal Scream
28.  Yesterday I saw you – Rich Robinson
29.  Peaches en regalia – Frank Zappa
30.  Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space – Spiritualized
31.  Consolers of the lonely – The Raconteurs
32.  Tell all the people – the Doors
33.  Cut your hair – Pavement
34.  Hey lord, don’t ask me questions – Graham Parker and the Rumour
35.  Song of a baker – The Small Faces
36.  That’s all  you need – The Faces
37.  I am the unknown – The Aliens
38.  Freakin’ out – Graham Coxan
39.  Growing on me – The Darkness
40.  Badge – Cream
41.  Timeless melody – The La’s
42.  Two tribes – Frankie goes to Hollywood
43.  Paranoid android – Radiohead
44.  Black night crash – Ride
45.  White rabbit – Jefferson Airplane
46.  Ohio – Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
47.  Dickie Davies eyes – Half man half Biscuit
48.  If I were a Carpenter – Bobby Darin
49.  Animal farm – The Kinks
50.  Moonlight mile – The Rolling Stones


So, good people, there you have it. I hope you’ve enjoyed reading Mol’s Sound Words over the years. I can say it’s been an absolute pleasure and a privilege. My reason for going – I’ll leave that to your imaginations and maybe the stuff of legend!

Obey your ears, your heart and your life will follow

Peace




Mol 

Saturday, 24 August 2013

Justin Time to Save the Day

Justin Bieber – I know what your think – “why the fuck are you talking about this little gimp?” well, the truth is this – he’s changed and he’s changed for the better!

 

Now I know you may well be turning your browser back over to some dodgy site you were previously viewing, but hear me out here will ye?

 

Cast your mind’s back to good few years ago when this fresh-faced young rapscallion turned up with a face that made pretty much every teenager around the world piss their panties in sheer excitement and sold out concert stadiums in seconds! He was the new face of an age old tradition of young, good looking boys in the pop business who were cleaner than George Osborne’s double ender! In other words - he basically (apart from his music, of course) could not do anything wrong!

 

Until now...

 

Breaking News – Bieber has turned into a man! Not just any ordinary man, but a rowdy, drinking, drug-fuelled, late on stage every night, couldn’t give a flying fuck man!

 

It has even got to the stage where he has dangled more than a Jacko-style baby off the balcony of his hotel and grebbed on his own fans! Shocking behaviour, I’m sure you’ll agree

 

Now, I’m not saying that spitting on your own fans, drinking under age (which of course none of us have done … ahem!), taking drugs (ahem) and being a general bell end is alright, but you have to remember one thing here and one thing only – when was the last time you seen a pop/rock star acting like a rock star? We have been crying out for it since at least the 90’s when we had a good handful of them on the Britpop scene in Britain and the Grunge scene in the American West Coast!

 

The world is currently full with pathetic, smiling, cringe-worthy pop stars who are hell bent on conforming with their sponsors every need to endorse products that they get paid more for instead of the money they receive from their music!

 

The image of your average modern day pop star is so squeaky clean the majority of them would almost certainly be allowed to meet (or have sex with) royalty, American presidents and other distinguished dignitaries the world over!

 

I know I’ve banged on about this before, but compare this lovely bunch of Cherubs to the bunch of sex-craved, drug-fuelled louts you associated with the late 70’s such as The Sex Pistols, The Stranglers or even Fleetwood Mac and there is simply no contest! If by some bizarre and surreal circumstances their paths mat at the height of their fame, they would drink them under the table after 5 minutes, skin them alive and do more than flush their heads down the bog just for a laugh!!

 

Musicians back then cared about 2 things – music & excess! The money came last behind their reputations and of course what people thought of them!! In other words – they were human beings who weren’t separated from the real world and knew how to enjoy themselves while not giving a shit what people thought of them! Compare that attitude towards the lifestyle of a musician today and there is a world of difference!

 

So, next time you look at the antics of Justin Beiber and you think what a horrid little shit he really, think yes, but remember, the things he gets up to are a lot more entertaining than most of the boring bastards you see prancing around on stage these days who are too scared to say “shit” in case any of their sponsors get offended and pull the plug on their lucrative six figure endorsements!

 

The only bad thing to come out of this though is that it’s just a pity it had to be Beiber who was acting rock n roll and not someone more worthy!

 



Mol

 

 

Friday, 14 June 2013

The Greatest Song Ever Written?


Every once in a while a song comes along that makes you think “how and where the hell did they get the inspiration to write such a song”


Personally, I’ve never really liked “Stairway” that much due to being an obsessive Zeppelin fan and obviously the stigma that has attached itself to the band over the years (some of the members actually dread the song due to being bombarded with requests to play the song by some of their more ‘pushy’ fans over the years)


But, when you see the song being performed by what can only be described as a ‘Pub Band’ containing one seriously bad show off guitarist (complete with extra Billy Ocean odour) and two seriously fit, talented ladies (complete with leather kex, boots and a pout that makes Posh Spice look like a chicken with a nettle stuck in its grid) – it kind of makes you stay and listen along to the song that usually fills you with dread.


So, coat on and half way out the door - listen I did. And, I’m glad I stayed as it was performed by previously mentioned Billy Ocean smelling show off and his two squeezes with the most exact, pinpoint accuracy I have ever had the joy to watch in my life.


After leaving the venue with a smile on my face and a sort of semi-on, I thought I‘ll have to go home and listen to it again. Sadly I couldn’t find the leather kex me missus used to wear years ago so she had to make do with a pair of mine (which, to be honest, were a bit loose around her arse, but hey ho)  


So, having listened to the song on my headphones with a slightly dizzy head due to afore mentioned erotic experience, it dawned on me – is Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin the greatest song ever written?


The greatest song ever written is of course a touchy, murky, controversial subject that has been argued about for years by people who take such partisan views to the max and stick to their guns even though you think their talking gout of their hoops! But, I’m gonna (try) and sort out and maybe, without, sounding too much in Led Zep’s ‘corner’, make my point for ‘Stairway’ to be placed at the top of the table. 


Firstly, the lyrics courtesy of the one and only Golden God himself – Robert ‘Percy’ Plant: A lot of the lyrics (like most Zep songs) are stooped in mystery and confusion. The opening line “There a lady whose sure all that glitters is gold and she’s buying a stairway to heaven” – what does this mean? Is it a reference to the lost generation of hippies who yearned for the sixties ‘feel’ to return to their lives? Or, as popular opinion goes, it’s a reference to the hordes of Groupies that followed the band around complete with their very dangerous drug habits! Maybe, maybe not! That was the beauty of Plant’s lyrics – he made himself out to be a poet, but he wasn’t, he was just a rough arse from Birmingham who was graced with a phenomenal voice that sprouted into one of the most iconic vocalists of all time.


Plant’s other outstanding attribute was his range of vocal techniques which are evident in all 3 parts of ‘Stairway’. Plant could mix the ‘rough’ (“and as we wind on down the road/our shadows taller than our souls”) with the quaint (“Ooooooh and it makes me wonder”)


But, without doubt, the lyrics in this song are Plant’s finest. Here are a few examples:


“There’s a feeling I get, when I look to the west, and my spirit is crying for leaving”


“When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, she can’t get what she came for”


“Through my thoughts I have seen, rings of smoke through the trees, and the forests will echo with laughter”


In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings, sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiving”


Plant, although extremely comfortable in any Zep song, you get the feeling feels truly at home singing on this song! If you get a minute, sit back and have a very close listen to his voice in this song! You could almost imagine him sat there in his (overly) skin tight kex (2 eggs in a hanky), spliff in hand waving the other hand in the air while contemplating softly singing the words “does anyone remember laughter??”


Second, there was a certain member of Zeppelin who was playing guitar when he left the womb, a guitarist who was so talented with playing gut-wrenching guitar riffs and solos that he actually found time to produce some of the finest albums ever made! He is, of course, James Patrick Page – the TRUE driving force that made Zeppelin the band they were and encrusted them into rock n roll history that will never be forgotten!!


As for his ‘effort’ on ‘Stairway’ you only have to listen to the production work on the 4 (or so) guitars he plays on the actual song! It sounds like there are no over dubs at all as it sounds THAT good! Clear, crisp and, as always in Page’s case – perfect! He was THAT good!! Simple as that.


From the picking intro through to the end – the guitar work is quite simply superb and flawless. You can listen to any version you want whether it be on The Song Remains the Same, Led Zep 4, Celebration Day or the darkest depths of YouTube – Page does NOT waver! He does not flinch! In my opinions, it is without doubt one of the finest pieces of guitar work ever witnessed by anyone in the history of music!


Jimmy Page – I tip my hat!


Thirdly, the production: I only have a few words to say on this matter and it is quite simply this – Led Zeppelin’s 4th album which contains ‘Stairway’ was released 42 years ago! FORTY TWO YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fourthly, in my opinion, the rhythm section of John Paul Jones & John Bonham’s contribution to this record is pretty minimal. This is mainly due to the fact that Page & Plant (just for a change) stole the show! But, the drumming towards the end of the 2nd ‘section’ and throughout the 3rd ‘section’ is absolutely outstanding. As for Jones’ contribution, the organ he plays at the intro makes the intro feel almost like some sort of Christmas song Bing Crosby


Finally, there is one endearing quality that will always exist in ‘Stairway’ and it’s this – whenever anyone hears it they always roll their eyes with that ‘here we go’ expression all over their Chevy Chase waiting for some dodgy gimp with a mullet sporting a denim sawn-off on to do that stupid lighter-waving-in-the-air-routine!


But the truth is this – deep down, they know they are hearing one on the greatest, thought provoking song that has ever been written. Why is this? Is it because it makes you feel good? Is it because it makes you feel some sort of guilt that you never bothered to pick up the guitar or have a crack at singing and try to emulate your heroes? Personally, I think it makes me feel good as I am in total awe of this song and the great great band that produced this song!


So, there you have it – is Stairway to Heaven the best song ever written?


Personally I think Jumpin’ Jack Flash pisses on it!


But that’s another matter!

 
 

Mol

 

 

 

Saturday, 27 April 2013

I Kissed a Girl and I Lied About It

Was having a riveting conversation a few weeks back with the missus about pop music. I was havin a ‘Chas n Dave’ while the missus was listening to some jaaag music channel in the bedroom when ‘I kissed a girl’ by Katy Perry came on. As I started chuckling to this song as I like to do, my missus enquired about my sudden bout of joviality. I then went on to ask my wife the question “did Ms Perry really kiss (or fuck) another girl or did she simply prove the shock factor that usually accompanies debut singles these days? – hence, was she telling porkies?
 

But, there are a few interesting slants, not just to Ms Perry’s alleged bean-flicking rendezvous’ with her comfortable shoe wearing friends – there is a whole new sinister side to this genre of modern day pop music

 
Firstly, no one tells the truth anymore when it comes to ‘writing’ songs. FACT! Pop Singers have to rely on fantasy and make believe to sell their records (that they write themselves, of course) to sell their products to their fans and other assorted curious flunkies mingling within the general public!

 
And, the really sad part of this is the idiots who actually BUY these songs/albums actually believe them! Beleibers – anyone???

 
This, nicely, leads me onto the current state of the song writing industry in general and the effects it has on the general public (you know who they are – they’re the mindless biffs who you work with who read Heat & Hello magazine who prattle on about …. Well I’ll get to that) …

 

Let’s use Rihanna as an example here – whilst she’s not singing about diamonds (??) or staging publicity shots of her falling out of nightclub with her latest (comfortable shoe wearing) friend or ‘standing by’ her low life boyfriend who (allegedly) beats the fucking shit out of her – does anyone really believe that she has the slightest traces of being a real person underneath all of this bullshit? She is one seriously fucking detached fucked up bitch who, it has to be said here, is gonna go the same way a certain Ms Winehouse did a few years back. Anyone who has her in a death sweep is onto a winner in my opinion.

 
Personally I couldn’t give two shits if her ‘boyfriend’ beats the shit out of her as, to be really honest her, and i know it may sound a bit insensitive to say this, but does he??? One things for sure though – she has played the sympathy card like a true champ! She may have even taken some tips from Cheryl ‘ah love ye’ Cole which can only mean one thing – ch-ching! How long before the book deal(s) eh?

 
This Blog also coincides with the great loss to the world of music that JLS (Just Lousy Singers) have announced they have split up and will be dedicating the rest of their time to modelling them really bent white vests that students wear these days. Of course, there is a slight interlude that will consist of a few more singles, an album and a ‘farewell’ tour before they hang up their vests. Which basically means two things:

 
1. They are NOT splitting up

2. They are trying to play catch up to One Direction

 
Anyone who thinks any different than these two points is a sad, pathetic, brain-washed dickhead who should serious consider suicide (if you haven’t already). Then again, I hope JLS realy do split up as it will leave just One Direction to do the right thing and (hopefully) a really messy, blood-soaked suicide from Justin Beiber!!! Then – i will rest!
 

Finally, I know the saying ‘smoke and mirrors’ is banded about a lot these days in the world of Show Business, but in my opinion it is becoming more and more ridiculous as each days passes! ‘Celebrity’, fame and music are morphing into one great bit shining beacon of loveliness, perfection, and glitter that far too many people are taken in by!

 
Pop Stars are becoming more and more detached from reality and normal society that they are bordering on the same level as Premiership Footballers! (who also have a penchant for spinning few yarns)

 
So, to quote John Lennon – “just gimme some truth!”

 

I hear that, John

 

 

 

 

Mol

 

 

Monday, 22 April 2013

Storm in a Teacup - I Bet You Think This Album Cover is about You



I was trawling through Spotify the other day looking for a few tracks to add to my already bulging playlist and I came across the seminal and quite brilliant debut album from Super Group (yeah, I hate that term as well) – Blind Faith! In case you’ve never seen the cover it I can only be described as a picture of a naked pre-pubescent girl holding some sort of silver object that looks remarkably like a British Vulcan Bomber (yes, I know, it was really tempting to make some sort of Jimmy Saville joke there, but I didn’t …. Er ….)

 

Anyway, as I was adding tunes and looking at the rather surprising and in some cases slightly disturbing album cover – it got me thinking that no one has slightly bizarre album covers anymore as many musicians/groups are too obsessed with having pictures of themselves on their album covers instead!

 

Now I know the world of pop/rock music has always been full of self-centred, self-obsessed beautifully wonderful human beings and for years many albums have had the occasional album cover featuring said artist/band in some sort of wacky, embarrassing, catalogue-style pose set in some exotic location.

 

Sadly, they are pretty much the norm these days and they are really starting to grind on me!!

 

Bill boards featuring massive King Kong-size photos of say: Rhianna are bad enough, but having to endure the same image over and over again with on-line pop ups, the side of buses, shop windows and other media outlets takes self promotion and vanity to a whole new level!  

 

Now, don’t get me wrong here, I know most of the great bands from the past EG: Cream, The Stones, The Beatles, etc, etc have all been responsible for having photos of themselves on their album covers, but lets be honest  here – it was only a small handful and the photos taken were at least shot by a professional photographer.

 

These days, the likes of One Direction (down), Adele, Take Twat and other assorted, perfect looking flunkies seem to be far too obsessed with images of themselves.

 

Instead of having a nice, glitzy, glamorous photo of themselves, would they really sell as many albums if they had a picture of say someone’s house or a block of flats (see Led Zeppelin’s classic album cover for Physical Graffiti) on the cover of their latest release? Simple answer is no! The reason for this obviously lies in the hands of the artist’s all-powerful record label and more to the point – the marketing department! This also points to the controversial point that artists no longer have a say in not just what they record, but how it is packaged and designed!

 

Which brings me nicely to my final point which is somewhat of an obituary:

 

This week saw the sad news of the death of one of the most important people who was responsible for creating some of the most iconic album covers ever designed – Storm Thorgerson.

 

In case you didn’t know, Storm Thorgerson has created some of the most superb and stand out albums covers for bands such as Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Muse and most notably and successfully – Pink Floyd.

 

The most iconic, famous and intriguing designs Thorgerson created though has to be the front cover of Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon. It is still as stylish and as baffling today as it has always been, but its one redeeming feature and lasting trait would be this – it is original!

 

As well as having one of the coolest names ever, Thorgerson’s work had a level of perfectionism that has, in my opinion, never been repeated when it comes to album sleeve designing.

 

If you get a couple of minutes, have a look at the inner sleeve design for Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here album. The photography and attention to detail is outstandingly brilliant!

 

Now, compare Thorgerson’s works of art to the latest offerings from One Direction or Justin ‘I’m not Keith Moon’ Beiber for example and you will soon realise that the world of music doesn’t just have a problem with the music side of things … it also has an image problem as its nothing short of cheap and nasty!

 

Storm Thorgerson – RIP

 

 

 

Mol

 

 

 

Sunday, 17 February 2013

The Fading Strokes of Influence



 
Today I was having a listen to 6 Music in the kitchen when the rather tedious, but strangely sexy Edith Bowman announced the imminent arrival of the new track from The Strokes called One Way Trigger from their forthcoming new album Comedown Machine

 

So, knife down, cider open and volume up as the Goulash could wait! … My disappointment could not have been more exaggerated if you tried as it had to be one of the biggest piles of shit if have ever heard in my life!! – synth pop of the highest order! (Think: Kraftwerk meets Girls Aloud and you might get the picture)

 

So, without further ado, as the less said about this pile of wank the better, let’s go back to 2001 and reflect on a band that was a focal point of that new, hip and cool music scene in New York – The Strokes! Not only did they release one of the best debut albums of all time – ‘Is This It’ the band had everything! – great lyrics, great production, hype, talent to back up the hype, two outstanding lead guitarists, charismatic lead singer, more hype and most important of all – influence!

 

Is This It represented more than just a cool looking bunch of outcasts in The Strokes – it started a new scene of Indie/Rock music paving the way for a new era of bands like The Vines, Kings of Leon, Franz Ferdinand, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Walkmen and Arcade Fire. The afore mentioned use of guitars was re-born and the art of guitar playing was well and truly in the ascendancy! Influence of the guitar was back up and running!

 

Sadly, for the true troubadours of this scene – The Strokes – the year is now 2013 and it has to be said – they are sadly still living off that time and most important of all – they’re name!

 

And, four rather scrappy, poor and in some instances dire albums later they simply haven’t ‘moved on’ at all. I’m not really saying there is a whiff of desperation about the chaps in The Strokes, but you do get the feeling they are slightly hanging onto past glories. Either that or they are honouring their current record deal in the faint hopes of securing one last big pay day as they push into their late thirties

 

Now, don’t get me wrong here people as I’ve always been a massive fan of The Strokes, but this whole scenario kind of reminds me of a famous Bill Hicks sketch when he talks about Elvis when he died. If you’re not familiar with it, he basically calls for Elvis to be shot dead sometime in the late fifties when he was (as some people put it) at the height of his fame and not over weight, high on coke and a drunken mess!

 

Bill’s point was that people will remember Elvis as a young, fit, handsome and talented man instead of the rather portly chap he was when he died.

 

Now, everyone knows that apart from a very small handful, not every band/artist can hold the title of being influential throughout ALL of their career. The Strokes are 100% proof of this fact!

 

Sad for them really as I rather like(d) them

 

 

 

Mol